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Congrats dude, ur an asshole 👏


I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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titwankz:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

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the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

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stuartsometimes:

I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

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gotmeupallnighttho:

i would appreciate it if you would run your hands down my sides and up my shirt while you kiss me against a wall, and kiss and bite my neck while i pull you in closer kay thanks bye

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