supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

(via fake-mermaid)


profoundboner:

bpdlevi:

"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

"it’s all in your head"

I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness

(via urlcritic)


so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

(via 100kplusnotes)


computationalcalculator:

coolscar:

i can’t even talk about one question specifically they’re all great

but timE LIMIT THREE WEEKS THO

computationalcalculator:

coolscar:

i can’t even talk about one question specifically they’re all great

but timE LIMIT THREE WEEKS THO

(via concernedresidentofbakerstreet)


(via oda-kirby)





Tumblr Code.

informercials:

amlsh:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

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always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

(via itsjermainee)


drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(via boobydesu)